i smell football....

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i need this face ...and i need it now...

close ur mouth

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Friday night after happy hour we decided to go to Union Caddle so I could parade around with my HOT PINK cowboy hat.
I would tell you more about it, but to be honest, I can't.
What I can tell you....

*I think slipped in throw-up in the bathroom. (not my own, although i can't say what's worse)

*Kristen and I got kicked out of a bar. Some bar, for being belligerant customers.

*Then the bouncer wouldn't let us into Fenners, probably because we were BELIDGE!

*We met some guy from VT. But we dont know his name or where he lives. But we do have his DIGITS!

*I got in a fight with some chick at Fatburger about who has a better athletics program, USC or U of I....c'mon how could I not?

*We all ended up in my apartment, in PJs.

*I kicked a couple of asshole men out of my place around 4am.

*Jon passed the shit out on my new couch. Thanks for not puking buddy.

We're Goin Down...

Am I more than you bargained for--
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear,
Cause that's just who I am this week.
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost...
But you're just a line in a song.

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be her
I'm just a notch in your bedpost..
But you're just a line in a song

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down
Down, down
We're going down, down

And Sugar we're going down swinging.

I know a girl
She puts the color inside of my world
But she's just like a maze
Where all of the walls all continually change
And I've done all I can
To stand on her steps with my heart in my hands
Now I'm starting to see
Maybe it's got nothing to do with me
Boys, you can break
You'll find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong
And boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without the warmth from
A womans good, good heart
On behalf of every man
Looking out for every girl
You are the god and the weight of her world

MY REDICULOUSLY DRUNK ASS BIRTHDAY!!!

20 OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY::

1. Nacho Cheese happened, 6 pounds of it. Gelatinous, gooey nacho cheese. And Salsa.

2. I got down with 5 black chicks on the dance floor while they chanted "go shorty its yer birthday" and put me in the middle of their circle...and I only fell down twice.

3. The lace on my lace-up jeans broke and fell in the toilet.

4. Then my pants fell down.

5. 4 girls. One bathroom stall. Puke and Ralley.

6. A fight with the bouncer. Me and the Big Black Bouncer. Yeah, we left. BUT NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT!!

7. Leaping into the pool, with my clothes on.

8. Taking my wet clothes off. ALL of them. And running to my apartment. WOW.....

9. Paying for 7-11 with my Drivers License.

10. Choreographing a dance routine in the cookie isle of 7-11.

11. Oregano across the family room. All over the kitchen.

12. A chedder Perrogie toss...all over the family room.

13. A random guy sleeping on my floor. "Who's the new guy..??"

14. Joe....naked. Oh wait, I think a green sock was covering something...

15. Des running down the street after Sara decided to drive home. at 5am. drunk.

16. A hole in my jeans. A large, un-patchable hole.

17. Blake didn't get drunk. OK now that has to be the craziest thing that happened that night...ok, almost.

18. A keg ended up in my apartment.....IN MY BEDROOM.

19. Joe. Naked. In my closet.

20. Due to the X-Rated nature in which the way the night ended, I am leaving out number 20. Only those who were there will ever know. And NEVER forget. NEVER. Youre welcome guys.

The Pier (in Hermosa, for the non-locals)

If you're going to the Pier allow me to make a few suggestions, as I learned a few things Saturday night:

* Be careful walking across the street after exiting your taxi cab; it's pretty easy to fall and spill the entire contents of your purse all over the street. Twice.

*Always flirt with the bouncers, it works everytime.

*NEVER go to the Lighthouse....it sucks.

*When you tell someone you are going to meet them at a specific location for the first time, it's probably not a good idea to go blacked-out.

*Always flirt with the cops who are checking you out, even when your friends are trying to hold you back. But only the ones who are checking you out--otherwise you might get thrown in the drunk tank (which is the one thing I didn't do).

*If you want the DJ to play 50 cent's "A Lil Bit", it's best to go upstairs to the DJ table and drape yourself across it and act real interested in the workings of a turn table and what not. Not only will you get to press a button or two, but you just might get your song played...heeeheeeee.

LAZZZZZY

So, we work all week doing the 9 to 5 thing or 7:30 to 4, if you're me...and then the weekend rolls around. And you relax and forget about computers and phones and faxes, and how you are so far away from reaching company goal for the month...things like that.
Have you ever noticed that when you wake up on Saturday morning and you know you have one thing that you really NEED to get done that day, but since its Saturday you lounge on the couch and watch TV for a while. You have one thing to do out of the entire day, and you just cant get it done. I mean, you could get up and run that one little errand, but why, when you can just do it on Sunday...
So Sunday rolls around and once again you wake up with that one thing on your agenda. But driving there takes so long...and you have nothing at all that you are doing except watching the Real World or Laguna Beach marathons on Mtv...but getting up and going out...that meanS you have to change out of your pink pjs... and who wants to do that?? Afterall its, Sunday morning, and you have all the rest of the day. So you sit down and you start watching what you TiVo-ed last week and the next thing you know, its freakin 4:00 in the after-noon. And the place you need to go is most likely closed now...Have you run your errand yet?? No of course not...because you are way to busy doing what you have been doing for the past 48 hours....BEING REAL LAZY!!

Originally uploaded by Beribelle.

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.

It's Break-up Season...?

So, breakups always seem to occur around the same time. One couple breaks up, then another, then a third, then another couple takes a break or has a huge fight...they always seem to come in a cycle. Recently, I have found the same with "engagements", and by engagements, I mean engagements to be married. For some reason, this year I have known of more people getting engaged at my age than I have ever known before. Perhaps it is because I am getting old, and I guess getting married is the thing to do...but I just am a little freaked out to be currently knowing so many couples getting married. For example, one of my good friends from college, Alex Dorfman, got engaged this weeked. My co-worker just got engaged, and two other people at work just got engaged. Its rediculous. I mean really. Suddenly I am thrown from Thursday night Frat parties into a pool of 20-something spouse hunting. Don't get me wrong...I am so happy for my friends who have someone they can share the rest of their life with, envious in fact. It's just that I cannot forsee marriage anytime in my future. I feel like there are so many things I want to do before I get married and...
Like, swing from vines in a tropical rainforest..ok, maybe I wouldnt swing from the vines, but I'd enjoy watching monkies do it..ok, from behind a glass window...BUT STILL, I want to travel and go exotic places.